all the pretty girls go to the city

I just realized that I want a locket.


How...unlike me! Maybe?

I don't know, I just think that the idea of a locket is silly in a few ways. Hey guys, check out my boyfriend. Or better yet, Hey guys, check out my boyfriend, JOHN KRASINSKI. Yeah, that's right. I have John Krasinski in my heart and resting on my chest. Hot.

Not that having J. Kras there is an issue, but are we really holding these people we keep in our hearts even closer by choosing to wear these things, or is it more of a flash and glamour-type deal? Is this question even relevant?
It's still pretty cute and sentimental any way you slice it. And I want one. Terribly.

Whoever ends up getting me one automatically deserves their mug on a side. You know you want it. YOUR FACE WILL BE ON MY BOOB.

gtfo the internet, rich nerds.

So let me get this straight, Facebook.
$1 = 100 credits for gifts. If you're selling a gift for 50,000 credits --
50,000/100 = $500.

FAIL.

epilogue;

can't you see me, i'm pounding on your door

Oh my god I am such a psycho.

happy valentine's day.

best scenario of my life

Mom: "Don't hang up!"
Me: "Why, what's wrong?"
Mom: "There's a cat that got into the house! I don't know where it is!"
Me: "Why don't you get a broom and find it and shoo it away?"
Mom: "No, I don't want to look for it."

And then she goes to sit on the couch and waits for the cat to leave.

~tru emotionz~

my new year's resolution for 2k9

1) to attend more ragers (probably not going to happen)
2) to make more lists and stick to them

i'm a simple person. since i completed #2 i have the rest of the year to work on the ragers.
still probably not going to happen.

Small Accomplishments.

MY GOAL THIS WEEK: 
TO STOP BEING AN IDIOT* AND STOP ONLINE WINDOW SHOPPING**.


*i mean "stop being an idiot" like i was always an idiot (fact)
**and "online window shopping" as going online and staring at clothes that i can buy with invisible play monies that i think i have in my imaginary endless bank account. what kind of deluded world have i been living in these past five months?!